Dear Agony - Death don't us part

Dear Agony,

I am six-times a widower, having lost my spouse to various terrible, tragic occurrences, the latest being an accidental vicious beheading during a field exercise. The first couple of times, I was rather distraught and disturbed by it. Then, I tried to be accepting and supportive. Now, I just feel numb. What will happen the next time, and do I even care? I should clarify; this has been the same wife, each time. She had come over from Kitezh during some disaster called Ragnarok, and with my admiration for tough women, it was love at first sight. I hate it when she dies, but I am really starting to hate her COMING BACK. EVERY TIME. Does that make me a bad husband?

Signed,
Death Don't Us Part

Dear Bad Husband,

Kite wife will decide when marriage is over. Until then feel blessed to never ever be without devoted lady who loves rough life and whiny men. Spice up life-death-life routine with creative, spontaneous ways to die. Send update if permanent method discovered.