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Dear Agony - Bitten by LoveBug
Nov. 10th, 2015 10:52 amDear Agony,
After many years of failed relationships and mistakes I finally met a truly wonderful gentleman. *The One*. Of course he would be from Shadow - one can only spend so many decades in one's prime before one has dated or been engaged to more than half the eligible Upper City! The only issue with my charming new beau is our difference of religion. I have been a Unicorn Lass from birth. He worships a deity called Jyllykrs The Undying. Be careful not to read the name out loud or I can't be responsible for the amount of maggots you will find in your pockets nor the subsequent cloud of buzzing flies overhead. My gentleman would like me to attend a worship by a certain sewage station during the next new moon, but I know it is an attempt to convert me. Yet every time I suggest he could attend Church with me he breaks out in such a hissy fit, complete with hissing. Aside from that, we do have such a lovely time together. Should I go to his ceremony as a show of good faith, as it were, so he knows I am serious about *Us*?
Signed,
Bitten By LoveBug
Dear BbLB: Divided faith conquers strongest of relationships. Don’t change to please other. Decision should be based on which god more powerful. Call fellow horn-lovers to challenge sewer worship. No moon, so don’t forget torches. If at end of debate you and lovely bug still alive and undecided, come to Little Market for tie-breaking decision. Wear red flowers.
After many years of failed relationships and mistakes I finally met a truly wonderful gentleman. *The One*. Of course he would be from Shadow - one can only spend so many decades in one's prime before one has dated or been engaged to more than half the eligible Upper City! The only issue with my charming new beau is our difference of religion. I have been a Unicorn Lass from birth. He worships a deity called Jyllykrs The Undying. Be careful not to read the name out loud or I can't be responsible for the amount of maggots you will find in your pockets nor the subsequent cloud of buzzing flies overhead. My gentleman would like me to attend a worship by a certain sewage station during the next new moon, but I know it is an attempt to convert me. Yet every time I suggest he could attend Church with me he breaks out in such a hissy fit, complete with hissing. Aside from that, we do have such a lovely time together. Should I go to his ceremony as a show of good faith, as it were, so he knows I am serious about *Us*?
Signed,
Bitten By LoveBug
Dear BbLB: Divided faith conquers strongest of relationships. Don’t change to please other. Decision should be based on which god more powerful. Call fellow horn-lovers to challenge sewer worship. No moon, so don’t forget torches. If at end of debate you and lovely bug still alive and undecided, come to Little Market for tie-breaking decision. Wear red flowers.
