Katamari doomacy

All that un-divided weapon loot has been deemed a greed-risk. Those things not secured by certain souls was bundled after a preliminary spooky assessment and then placed in a longboat. Destination: Forge Ark and armory...

Trusted women and men with muscles growing ontop of their muscles have manned the oars and are a-stroking between the sailing ships. The canvas covering the pile of weapons is all a-lumpy. The sight of them grows smaller against hte larger galleons and frigates, merrily singing dirty songs that bounce accoustically off the hulls they pass. They are saluted by crews they pass, sometimes joining in on a refrain.

The singing is supposed to hit the part about how the Lighthouse keeper of Cabra drunkenly mistaking his home's monstrous silhouette for something else, when the blurted ~OoooooAAAAH~ becomes a ~GAAAAaaaaah!~ There is a flailing of oars slashing at the water and the longboat careens towards one of the nearest galleons. They're just about to be obscured by the hull of another ship as longboat and Galleon trade paint and figures are making like monkeys for water and railing.
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